No wonder i drew inspiration for the title of this post from a "famous" TV soap opera which began with a social issue at its core and ended with the melodrama on its periphery hogging all the prime time. By the way, am i straying around without addressing or respecting the title over here? Yes, may be...coz i wanna be a doggie!
Why? Lets see if all the reasons inspire you too... oooooooooooooooo!!! (my howling beginning to the post!)
Reason 1 : Doggies get a chauffer driven car (AC ofcourse with high class classical music from Chopin playing inside...i could only hear the C note)
Reason 2: Doggie gets DKNY to hold a world view with which it wags its tail on to my countenance
Reason 3: Doggie gets exotic food for which i can only curse my wallet that does not allow me to gobble all those down
Reason 4: Doggie gets public toilet facilities on posh streets (human public toilets are no more usable)
Reason 5: Doggie does not get sued for polygamy or adultery in any country (don't blame me for obscenity anyway. By the way i did not speak of polyandry ;-))
Reason 6: Do you want more reasons??? Rake your head if you want... I am gonna pray... I am no more agnostic... I may turn a theist (read "a-theist" in one breath, not a tough exercise guys...) soon.
Disclosure: No malice held against human community and no doggie bashing intended in the post.
1 comment:
well.. good to see u blogging.. ur forgot the best reason, u wud get to be in d coolest block at IRMA campus..
Agle janam mohe videsh main doggie kijo ..
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